There is plenty of Jennifer, Scarlett, Kim, Avril, Kirsten, Hilary and Rihanna, all of whom have been, NW says, "rocked by Hollywood's biggest scandal". And then there's Dave.

Actor Dave Franco is perhaps lucky because he is not known primarily by his first name. But not so lucky that photos he took of his bottom were not filched and published on the world's biggest and most accessible journal of happenings, the internet.

Famous says "nine new victims" are "next on the hacking list", including Miranda, Miley and Taylor.

Famous rests this bombshell entirely on discussions with "an insider" whose apparently close chats with a weekly Australian gossip magazine must interest the Federal Bureau of Intelligence.

Magwatch also notes that Famous decides the best response is dressing these stars down. Castigate them. Tell them that they, rather than the hackers, have behaved badly.

Taylor Swift's private texts and photos could, the magazine says, reveal she is "anything but the good girl she seems".

If Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's pictures surface "her actor boyfriend Jason Statham, 47, won't be happy".

And Miley Cyrus is, Famous says, "panicked" because she "swore to"  former fiance Liam Hemsworth she had deleted their "sexy texts".

Forgetting the fact that anyone is allowed to take photos of their own bottom, or send exciting sexy text messages to their partner, shaming the females for doing so is mind-bogglingly misogynistic.

Swift can be as "shocking" - if taking pictures of your own body is so - as she wants. And what is a "good girl"?

Why won't Statham be "happy" if Huntington-Whiteley's photos appear? Does she live to please him?

The sexism smells. But so does the base fact that this whole hoo-ha is about the human body, excitingly nude all the time under our clothes.